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Bye 1
(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(S)
(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)

Bye 2
;-);-);-)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-)(S);-);-);-);-)
;-)(S)(S);-)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-)(S);-)(S)(S)(S)
;-)(S)(S);-)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-)(S);-)(S)(S)(S)
;-);-);-)(S)(S)(S);-);-);-)(S)(S);-);-);-)(S)
;-)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S)
;-)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S)
;-);-);-)(S)(S)(S)(S);-)(S)(S)(S);-);-);-);-)

Bye 3
(o)(o) (o) (o) (o)(o)(o) (o)
(o) (o) (o) (o) (o) (o)
(o)(o) (o) (o)(o) (o)
(o) (o) (o) (o)
(o)(o) (o) (o)(o)(o) (o)

Bye 4
:-(:-( :-( :-( :-(:-(:-( :-(
:-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
:-(:-( :-( :-(:-( :-(
:-( :-( :-( :-(
:-(:-( :-( :-(:-(:-( :-(

Bye 5
:-[;-);-):-[:-[;-):-[;-):-[;-);-);-):-[;-):-[
:-[;-):-[;-):-[;-):-[;-):-[;-):-[:-[:-[;-):-[
:-[;-);-):-[:-[:-[;-):-[:-[;-);-):-[:-[;-):-[
:-[;-):-[;-):-[:-[;-):-[:-[;-):-[:-[:-[:-[:-[
:-[;-);-):-[:-[:-[;-):-[:-[;-);-);-):-[;-):-[

Hi
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(*)
(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(R)(*)(*)(*)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

Boo!!
:):@:@:@:):):):@:@:@:):):):@:@:@:):):@:)
:):@:):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:)
:):@:):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:)
:):@:@:@:):):@:):):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:)
:):@:):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:)
:):@:):):@:):@:):):):@:):@:):):):@:):):)
:):@:@:@:):):):@:@:@:):):):@:@:@:):):@:)

Nighty Night!
(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(S)
(S)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)
(S)(*)(S)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)
(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)
(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)

Sup
(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(S)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)
(S)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)
(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)

Hey
(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)
(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(*)(S)(S)
(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(*)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)

Mua
(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)(k)(O)
(k)(k)(O)(k)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)
(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)
(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(k)(k)(k)
(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)
(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)
(k)(O)(O)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)(O)(O)(k)

Kiss 1
(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(S)(S)(S)(K)(S)(S)(K)(S)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(S)(S)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(S)
(K)(K)(K)(K)(8)(8)(8)(8)(K)(K)(K)(K)
(S)(S)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(S)(S)
(S)(S)(S)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(k)(k)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)
(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)

Kiss 2
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
:)(l):)(l):)(l):)(l)(l)(l)(l):)(l)(l)(l)(l):)
:)(l)(l):):)(l):):):)(l):):):):)(l):):)
:)(l)(l):):)(l):):)(l):):):):)(l):):):)
:)(l):)(l):)(l):)(l)(l)(l)(l):)(l)(l)(l)(l):)
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Luv U
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(L)(*)(*)(*)(L)(*)(L)(*)(L)(*)(*)(*)(L)(*)
(*)(L)(*)(*)(*)(L)(*)(L)(*)(*)(L)(*)(L)(*)(*)
(*)(L)(L)(L)(*)(L)(L)(L)(*)(*)(*)(L)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(L)(*)(L)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(L)(*)(L)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(L)(L)(L)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

Love
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
:-D:-D(L)(L):-D:-D:-D(L)(L):-D:-D
:-D(L)(L)(L)(L):-D(L)(L)(L)(L):-D
:-D(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L):-D
:-D:-D(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L):-D:-D
:-D:-D:-D(L)(L)(L)(L)(L):-D:-D:-D
:-D:-D:-D:-D(L)(L)(L):-D:-D:-D:-D
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D(L):-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

Nice
(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(H)(H)(H)(I)(I)(H)(H)(H)(I)(H)(H)(H)(H)(I)
(I)(H)(H)(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(I)(I)
(I)(H)(I)(H)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(I)(I)(H)(H)(H)(I)(I)
(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(I)(I)
(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(I)(I)(H)(I)(I)(I)(I)
(I)(H)(I)(I)(H)(I)(H)(H)(H)(I)(I)(H)(H)(H)(I)(H)(H)(H)(H)(I)

Fuck U
:@:P:P:P:P:P:@:P:@:@:P:@:@:P:P:P:P:@:P:@:@:P:@:@:@:@:P:@:@:P:@:@:P:@
:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:@:@:P:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:@:@:P:@:@:P:@
:@:P:P:P:@:@:@:P:@:@:P:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:P:@:@:@:@:@:@:P:@:@:P:@:@:P:@
:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:@:@:P:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:@:@:P:@:@:@:@
:@:P:@:@:@:@:@:P:P:P:P:@:@:P:P:P:P:@:P:@:@:P:@:@:@:@:P:P:P:P:@:@:P:@

!!!
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?
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:)
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ASL
(?)(?)(z)(x)(?)(?)(x)(z)(x)(z)(?)(z)(?)(?)(?)(?)
(?)(x)(?)(?)(z)(?)(z)(?)(?)(?)(?)(x)(?)(?)(?)(?)
(?)(z)(x)(z)(x)(?)(x)(z)(x)(z)(?)(z)(?)(?)(?)(?)
(?)(x)(?)(?)(z)(?)(?)(?)(?)(x)(?)(x)(?)(?)(?)(?)
(?)(z)(?)(?)(x)(?)(x)(z)(x)(z)(?)(z)(x)(z)(x)(?)

HEHE
(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)(Z)
(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)
(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(Z)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(Z)(Z)
(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)
(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(Z)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(Z)(Z)
(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(Z)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(Z)(Z)
(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(Z)(H)(H)(H)(Z)

Yes
(@)(K)(K)(K)(@)(K)(@)(@)(@)(@)(K)(@)(@)(@)(@)
(K)(@)(K)(@)(K)(K)(@)(K)(K)(K)(K)(@)(K)(K)(K)
(K)(K)(@)(K)(K)(K)(@)(@)(@)(@)(K)(@)(@)(@)(@)
(K)(K)(@)(K)(K)(K)(@)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(@)
(K)(K)(@)(K)(K)(K)(@)(@)(@)(@)(K)(@)(@)(@)(@)

Hold on
:-@(O):-@(O):-@:-@:-@(O):-@(O)(O)(O):-@:-@(O)(O)(O):-@:-@:-@(O):-@(O)(O):-@
:-@(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@(O)(O)(O):-@(O):-@(O)(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@:-@(O):-@
:-@:-@:-@(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@(O)(O)(O):-@(O):-@(O)(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@:-@
:-@(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@(O)(O)(O):-@(O):-@(O)(O):-@(O):-@(O):-@(O)(O):-@
:-@(O):-@(O):-@:-@:-@(O):-@:-@:-@(O):-@:-@(O)(O)(O):-@:-@:-@(O):-@(O)(O):-@

Funky
(6)(6)(6)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(R)(6)
(6)(R)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)
(6)(6)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(6)(6)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)
(6)(R)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(6)(6)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)
(6)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(6)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(6)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)(R)(6)(R)(R)

007
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(D)(D)(D)(D)(*)(D)(D)(D)(D)(*)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(*)
(*)(D)(*)(*)(D)(*)(D)(*)(*)(D)(*)(*)(*)(*)(D)(*)(*)
(*)(D)(*)(*)(D)(*)(D)(*)(*)(D)(*)(*)(*)(D)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(D)(*)(*)(D)(*)(D)(*)(*)(D)(*)(*)(D)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(D)(D)(D)(D)(*)(D)(D)(D)(D)(*)(D)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

Moon
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(S)(S)(S)(*)(*)(*)(*)

House
(O)(O)(O)(M)(M)(M)(O)(O)(O)(O)(O)(O)(O)(O)(O)
(O)(O)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(O)(O)(O)(O)(K)(O)(O)(O)
(O)(O)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(O)(O)(O)(K)(K)(K)(O)(O)
(O)(O)(O)(M)(M)(M)(O)(O)(O)(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)(O)
(O)(O)(O)(O)(B)(O)(O)(O)(O)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(O)
(O)(O)(O)(O)(B)(O)(O)(O)(O)(P)(B)(P)(P)(P)(O)
(O)(O)(O)(O)(B)(O)(O)(O)(O)(P)(P)(P)(B)(P)(O)
({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)({)

Rule
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i love you

I . - . - . !
L ", ," U
O " . " O
V E Y

Cupido
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My Sweet Honey

.-. .-.-. .-.
! " ! " !
"-..-"'-..-" MY
SWEET HONEY!

Heart n Arrow

. - . - .
>>-'.--- .'--->
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I Miss you
.-''''-.,.-''''-.
! I MISS !
". YOU ."
'''-.,.-'''

I love U Heart
.-''''-.,.-''''-.
! I LOVE !
". YOU ."
'''-.,.-

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( ! SWEET ! . *
+ ". DREAMS ." (
* . "'-.,.-'" + .

Smile on my face
(é
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YOU PUT A :) ON MY FACE

A Flower for You
. ,,, ,*
. ( '-')/) a flower
.(( ) for you!
..(,,),)..

Sweet Dreams
* .-'''-.,.-"'-. +
( ! SWEET ! . *
+ ". DREAMS ." (
* . "'-.,.-'" + .

Let Me Think About That
//,,
(,")> Let me think
<( )' about that...
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Hello My Friend
/ /
( .).) HELLO
( ,__. ) MY
> < FRIEND

Hello Hello
//
(,")/' hello
<! hello
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Hello
O,,,,O
( '.' )(") HELLO!!
> ' </ /
('"') ("")

Finger
/´¯/)
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--ooO-( )-Ooo--
Tut mir leid!

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U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!

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o Keep
-l- on
/ > dancing

o Keep
-l- on
< > dancing

o Keep
-l- on
< \ dancing

o Keep
-l- on
< > dancing

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( (T))
(ö) (ö)
Wo bist Du?
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Ach da!

o,,,o "Kuschel
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(,(""'),) mir"!
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--oo----oo-
Bist Du gut zu
Vögeln?

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Piep ,piep
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( ,,)( ,,) Ich hab
" " dich lieb!

/)/) Möchtest
=(';')= Du mich
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/)/) Rammeln
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PRESENTING

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mental breakdowns,

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CARE

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This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex

night 1
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U DIRTY BOY!

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